Having many surgeries, I feel I'm in a position to compare experiences a bit. Here, you check in briefly, and are taken (walking, not wheeled) to your room rather than to the pre-op area, close to the OR. A nurse comes in and asks lots of questions, and you gown-up. I'm (I'm switching from the "you" to "I" format now) put into the bed, and she brings in a cart with bentadine (sterile packs) and washes my legs, hip to toe (both) and wraps them in plastic and tapes them closed. She explains that they do this here, as well as a 2nd time in the operating room. I'm wheeled from there to the theater (see, you HAVE a surgery IN the theater) area where the anesthesiologist evaluates me (30 seconds for R500). Turns out he was a one-time Judoka, and was fond of leg sweeps. Hopefully for his Uke, he was also fond of off-balancing and keeping track of which way joints bend. People who pass are in the typical scrubs, and they're all quick to smile and say hello. I'm wheeled into theater where I scootch over to the operating table and the anesthesiologist sets up my IV and gives me something to "relax" me, then something to knock me out. This is the first time I've not been asked to count back from 100.
I wake up with the typical shivers, but the morphine kept me out for many hours. When I woke up, I was pleasaently surprised to find the dosage of the morphine (which I controled with a pump, as usual) is good, so I'm not fucked up or scared of my feet. A friend, who has been so helpful I can't even begin to thank her visited (Grethe) and I'm sure I made no sense whatever.
The next day I'm better, put onto regular pain meds (IV) and see the physiotherapist. Do this
OomJan, my Judo sensei visited, and it was a needed emotional crutch (I didn't realize I needed it until I saw the concern on his face). It wasn't visiting hours, but he's such a charmer, he wormed his way past the fierce nursing staff. Later, Maret (another life-saving friend, from Judo, who brought me to/from the hospital) and Faf came to visit (the offending Judoka on which I will comment no further). Grethe also came again, wielding licorice (amen).
Got home Friday afternoon, to a new flat in the same building (G110). I'm officially handicapped, so I've been put into the "Paraplegic" room, which is a horrible name for a sweet flat. I have a full bed rather than that piddly twin, and it's higher off the ground, to boot. I have windows everywhere, and a shower in the corner of the bathroom as well as the regular tub! There are handrails all over the place, and there's even a second bedroom for my "caretaker" (who, incidentally, insists on cooking my vegetables in red meat fat whenever I am not vigilant).
While my caretaker is very nurturing, I find her protectiveness a little hard to take. She chimes in when I see the Dr., undermining my carefully worded questions about my proposed activity levels and leaves bits of broken glass on the floor for me to find with bare feet. She hordes the garlic as if it's coming out of her salary and I think she stole my credit cards. But, she is quite good at foot rubs, and she did give birth to me, so maybe I should keep her for a little while.
Today is day 10 from my surgery, and I am running ahead of schedule (I can bear full weight [briefly] and can bend the knee 90+ degrees). I'm not going to push things though, as there's still lots of swelling and soreness (with the tissues they mangled around the knee, not the knee itself). My calf is like an overstuffed sausage at this point. This is a standardized timeline for ACL recovery.
0 - 2 weeks
Partial weight bearing - Full Weight and Knee Flexion to 45 degrees.
2 - 6 weeks
If wound healed, swimming (no kicking), Gentle Stationary Cycling and knee flexion to 90 degrees.
6 Weeks
Graft at weakest so be cautious. Full Weight bering. Full active range of motion and most PT exercises.
3 Months
Muscle Conditioning, Cardio Fitness and
Propriception exercises (not to be confused with the entomology term 'proprioreception')
6 Months
Sport specific training
I see my new physiotherapist on Monday and will get some sort of routine/instructions. Hmm,
if she's an expert, maybe she can help me with other medical bodily issues, like my loose skin. Perhaps there's some use it has that I'm just not aware of. I could retrain my brain to use the flesh like a flying squirrel or something. Fold back when not in use, and when leaping from a rock to the ground 4 meters up, fan out to allow me to glide down with ease! Then again, why think so small? There's lots of people around with loose skin. Cirque Du Soleil could form a troupe of just people who've lost lots of weight and have a spectacular flying show unlike any other. I'll have to explore that idea some more. I'll keep you all posted.
Here are some cool pictures of a praying mantis that chose the wrong flat to come into the day before my surgery. I played with him for a while, and as I'm now an entomology student, I didn't hold him hostage, I put him in a killing jar and then pinned him systematically to a board, using no less 19 pins. I'm a terrible person.